poetry

kaise Dor-E-Jhala me ji rhe hain hum

'kaise Dor-E-Jhala me ji rhe hain hum "IQBAL" ....

iqbal poetry

iqbal

iqbal said

ALLAMA IQBAL SAID:
Kh0l aank zamin dekh,falak dekh,fiza dekh..
Mashrik se 0bharte hue s0raj k0 zara dekh...
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In sh0rt he want to say:
Güd Mörñiñg..

iqbal poetry

Iqbal Tere Des ka Kya Haal Sunaon,

Be’Baaki-o-Haq’Goyi se Ghabraata hai Momin,
Makkari-o-Farebi pe Itraata hai Momin,

Jiss Rizq se Parwaaz mein Kotaahi ka Darr ho,
Woh Rizq Ab Barray Shauq se Khaata hai Momin,

Kirdaar ka, Guftaar ka, Aa’amal ka Momin,
Qaa’il Nahin Ese Kisi Janjaal ka Momin,

Sarhad ka Momin hai to Koi Punjab ka Momin,
Dhoonde se bhi Millta Nahin, Qur’aan ka Momin,

Iqbal Tere Des ka Kya Haal Sunaon…!!

Iqbal Day SMS

Shab Guzri Ek Aalam-E-Iztarab Main
Kal Aagaye Iqbal Mere Khuaab Main

Poocha,Kia Arz-E-Watan Ka Haal Hey??
Arz Ki!Kahin Harbong,Kahin Hartal Hey!

Poocha,Kese Hain Millat’e'islamia K Sham’o’sahar?
Arz Ki,Muztarib Hain Sabhi, Karachi Ta Kashghar!

Bole,Kuch Merey Dars-E-Masawat Yaad Hain?
Arz Ki,Ab Tu Bus Apne Apne Tabqat Yaad Hain!

Mujhe malom na tha

Majbori ban jaongi eik din me
Mujhe malom na tha

Me itni barbad ho jaon gi 
Mujhe maloom na tha

Mujhe har waqt tanhai milay gi
Mujhe malom na tha

Wo itne pyar se nafrat karay ga
Mujhe maloom na tha

Wo sari roshnian bhe le jaega
Mujhe maloom na tha

Wo ase kathin rasty me chor jaega 
Mujhe malom na tha

Wo meri barbadi ka mazak banaega
Mujhe malom na tha

Zindagi ki arzo mujhe mout dekhaegi
Mujhe maloom na tha

Keun Itna Kareeb Chala Ata Hai Koi

Keun Itna Kareeb Chala Ata Hai Koi……
Keun Mohabbat Ka Ehsaas Dila Jata Hai Koi……
Jab Adaat Si Ho Jati Hai Dil Ko Uski……
To Keun Tanha Chor K Chala Jata Hai Koi…………

Mujhe ye dar hai

Mujhe ye dar hai Woh Nibah K Kisi Marhalay Per aa ke
Ye Keh de K Ab Nahe Mairay Dil Ko Tairi Zarorat

Jis Pair Ki Chaoun B Lage Dhoop Ki Manind

Jis Pair Ki Chaoun B Lage Dhoop Ki Manind
Us Pair Per Panchi B Basera Nahi Kartay
Aankhon Se Na Parh Le Koi Dil Ki Udasi
Es Dar Se To Wo Zikar B Mera Nahi Kartay

Hum To Bichray Thay

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:HUM TO BICHRAY THAY TUMHEIN APNI YAD DILANE KAI LIYE

MAGAR TUM NE TO HAMARE BINA JENA HI SEKH LIYA

meri khubsorti daikh kWife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

er aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

Some Common Questions

customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)

Some Common Questions

customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)

Zardari Joota Sms Funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Aaj Jo Dua Mangni Ha Mang Lo

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->

Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.


Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun



Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum? 

Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai 

Muje Sardar bana do

Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra 

Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda


Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?


Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan. 

Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay

Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;; 

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay... 

A man loved his Wife sincerely

A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female...
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara

Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, " Dosto"

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai...!!!:- 

Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke

SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?" 

Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof

SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof 
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they "AADAM" wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya...

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya...!
(Allama Iqbal) 

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye...

Boy prpozes to girl

Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...

During The Match Batsman LBW Hua

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

Lesson from 3 Idiots

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-) 

-Sir James M. Barrie-

If you have [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
-Sir James M. Barrie- 

Labon ki sersarahat

Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe 

Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzi hain

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai


WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de 

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




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Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!