',.*””*.*””*., *Nabi(Sa) K* ” Chahnay*” “*.*” Walun Ko.*””*.*””*. * D!L * *. Se .* “*.*” * 12 Rabi-U-L Awal* Mubarak Ho..
Saturday, February 12, 2011
12 Rabi-U-L Awal
Mubarik Ho Apko
Chamaktey Damaktey Rehmat Barsatey Mehkey Mehkey Røshan Röshan Noör Say Pur Nøor *RABI UL AWAL* Mubarik Ho Apko! May It Bring Lot Of Blesingz4u AMEEN…
Rabi ul awal ke khushi
'Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka shukr ada kerne ke liay har Peer ke din Roza rakhta hun. Hum bhi is khushi me shamil ho sakte hen wo is tarha ke ayenda hamesha namazon ki Pabandi kerne ki Pakki niyat ker len or kal ka roza rakh len or is ka gift aap alehis salam ko bhej den…
12 Rab-ul-Awal ka din
12 Rab-ul-Awal ka din Nabi Pak S.A.A.W ki zindagi me 63 bar aya, Abu Baker R.A.Z ki Khilafat me 2 bar aya , Umar R.A.Z ki Khilafat me 10 bar aya, Usman R.A.Z ki khilafat me 12 bar aya, Or Ali R.A.Z ki khilafat me 4 bar aya , Kya in me se kisi ne Eid-Millad-un-Nabi manie? Kya Sahaba Tabeen or Aima –Arab mey kisi 1 ne ye din manaya. Ktya hm un logo se ziyada mhbt Krskten han Hazoor S.A.A.W se? Thinking abt it……. Agr nhi or hr giz nhi to jaan len ye 3 Eid BIDAT hay , Aur Har Bidat Gumrahii hey jis ka Anjam Jahanam ki Aag ha . DON’T PANIC, THINKING ABT IT………………….’
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat
'Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat Namazon ka rakhye ga sath Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat Duao mai rakhiya ga hum ko Yad Mubarak ho ap 12 Rabi-ul-Awal ki yeh rat.
Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki
Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki, Aur koi khwahish nahi is deewane ki, Shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai, Kya zarurat thi unhe itna haseen banane ki
Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya
Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya Aaj Socha Toh Yeh Khayaal Aaya Do Kadam Saath Bas Chale Tum Hum Hum Safar Toh Na The Kabhi Tum Hum Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya Teri Baaton Pe Muskuraaye Aankhein Teri Khushbu Se Gungunaaye Saansein Mere Iss Dil Ko Hai Bas Ek Hi Ghum Humsafar To Na The Kabhi Tum Hum Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya Aaj Socha Toh Yeh Khayaal Aaya Do Kadam Saath Bas Chale Tum Hum Hum Safar Toh Na The Kabhi Tum Hum Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Aayi Hai Paas Mere Meri Tanhaai aie Hai Chalo Achcha Hai Tute Saare Bharam Humsafar To Na The Kabhi Tum Hum Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya Aaj Socha Toh Yeh Khayaal Aaya Do Kadam Saath Bas Chale Tum Hum Hum Safar Toh Na The Kabhi Tum Hum Baarhaan Dil Mein Ik Sawaal Aaya
Apne ehsas se mujhe sandal kar do
Apne ehsas se mujhe sandal kar do” Main sadiyon se adura hoon mukamal kar do Na tumhain hosh rahay aur na mujay hosh rahay Is kadar tooot ke cahoo mujay pagal kar doo Tum hatehli ko mere pyaar ki mehndi se rango Apni ankhon main mere NAAM ka KAJAL kar doo Is ke saye main mere khowab dekh uthain gaay Mere cahre peh cahmakata howa anchal kar do Dhoop he dhoop hoon main toot ke barso mujh par Is kadar barsoo meri roooh main jaaal thal kar doo Jaise sehraoon main har saam howa cahlti hai Is tahrah mujh main cahlo aur mujay thal kar doo Tum chupa lo mera dil-e-awat main apne Dil ki Aur mujay meri nigaoon se bhi aojal kar do Masla hoon to nigain na charoo mujh se Apni chahat se toja se mujhay hal kar do Apne gum se kaho har wakat mere saath rahay Aik ahsaan karo is ko musalsal kar doo Mujh peh cahaa jaoo kisi aag ki sorat janaan Aur meri zaat ko sookha howa jangal kar doo
Dil ko rakh Pas Apne, bohat dekhi wafa Haseena,
Dil ko rakh Pas Apne, bohat dekhi wafa Haseena, Mili har mor par, muhabat me jafa haseena Shukar Hai Rab ka k sabar baqi hai mujh me, Warna aksar ha tora tm ne hosla haseena, Mujhe Poch kbhi tanhai me to Btaun tujhe, Muhabat ne kuch nai dia gam k siwa haseena, Aj tak nahi bhula jo aesi chot lagai kisi ne, Ab to Jeene ka b nahi rakhta me irada haseena, Hasil-e-kalam hai ye k sabit kr dia dunia ne, Na dil Apna na Dunia apni, zindagi b hai bewafa haseena Rabta kin se rkhun Atif, itna koi btla de, Har koi begana hai har koi lage paraya haseena,
Ye kis khalish ne phir is dil main ashiyana kya
Ye kis khalish ne phir is dil main ashiyana kya Phir aj kis ne sukhan ham se gayebana kya Gam-e-jahan ho, rukh-e-yar ho k dast-e-udu Salook jis se kya hamane ashiqana kya The khak-e-rah bhi ham log qahar-e-tufan bhi Saha to kya na saha aur kya to kya na kya Khush ha k aj har ik muddai k lab par hai Wo raz jis ne hamain rand-e-zamana kya Wo hilagar jo wafa ju bhi hai jafa khu bhi Kya bhi "Faiz" to kis bat se dostana kya
Taskeen na Ho Jis Say Wo Raz Badal Dalo
~~~~~~~~~~Allama Iqbal~~~~~~~~~~~ Taskeen na Ho Jis Say Wo Raz Badal Dalo Jo Raz na rakh Pay Wo Hamraz Badal dalo Tum Ny Bhe Suni Ho Gi Beri Aam Si Khawat Hay Anjam Ka Ho Khatra To Aghaz Badal Dalo Pur-Soz Dilo Ko Jo Muskan Na Dy Pay Sur Hi Na Mily Jis Main Wo Saaz Badal Dalo Dushman K Irado Ka Ager Zahir Hu Kerna Tum Khail Wo Hi Khalo Andaz Badal Dalo A Dost Karo Himmat Kuch Door Sawera Hy Ager Chaty Ho Manzil To Pervaz Badal Dalo
WISh 12 Rabi-ul-awal
'Salam Maah-E-Rabiul Awwal Sharif Mubarak Allah Karim Is Mahine K Tufail Aap Ko Sahat Izzat Azmat Barkat Rehmat Raahat Naimat Aafiat Ata Farmaey. AMEEN.'
'Aamad-E-Rabi-U-NOR Mubarak Ho
'Aamad-E-Rabi-U-NOR Mubarak Ho .~”~. :’ \;/ ‘: : .¤. :’ :’ /;\ ‘: ‘~….~’ Naqsh-e-Nalain E Mustafa Rehmat Ul Lil Almeen Khulq E Azeem Sarware Deen Mujtaba O Muhtasham Sallalahu Ale Hi Waale Hi Wasalam'
Lakhon Salam
'/\ ^ | | , – “” - , [,, ‘””””””””, |:::::::::::::::::::::::::| Mustafa Jan-e-Rehmat Pe Lakhon Salam.'
Eid Mailad-un-Nabi Mubarak
'Eid Mailad-un-Nabi Mubarak Zameen Maele Nai Hote Zamun Mela Nai Hota… MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) K Ghulamo Ka Kafun Mela Nai Hota… Eid Mailad-un-Nabi Mubarak'
Rabiul-Awal Gift
'Aj 11th Rabiul-Awal Hay 10 Bar DROOD Parh Kr 10 Logo Ko Sms Frwd Kr Dain Ye Sms Agr Roka Tu Ho Skta Hy Aj 1 Karor Log 10 Karor DROOD HUZUR(SAW) Ko Gift Na Kr Ske'
Bari Rat
He Aj Bari Ke Rat. . He Aj Khushyo Ke Rat. . Aufaq Pe Chamka Ik Rosan Tara. . Mit Gya Jahan Se Zulam Sara. . He Khulk Ka Khaliq Khuda Ke Zat. . He Khalq Ka Sabab Bus Apke Zat. . He Dunya Ka Kabba Baitullah. . He Kabba Ka Kabba Ap Ke Zat. . AAQA Ke Sanah Kaese Krega Tu . Jis Zat Ke Lie Na Ho Tere Pas Kuch Alfaz. .'
May This Eid Bring u
'Heartiest Felicitations & Jashan-e-Nazool-e-Quran MUBARAK To U & Ur Family May This Eid Bring Forth Immense Joy & Pleasure In Ur Life Throughout The Year'
3 Mau'jze
Jab Rehmat-e-Alam Sarwar-e-Konen (S.A.W) ki Viladat hui tou us raat 3 Mau'jze huey: 1.Pury Arab me Logon ne Zamin se Asman tak Nur hi Nur dkha wo Nur bht tez tha, 2.Kaba me us waqt 360 Buth thy jo sab Ondhey muun gir pare, 3.Iran ka Atish Kada jo Hazaro Salo se Jal rha tha Khud ba Khud Bujh gya'
Banayee Kya Khuda Ne Surat Rasool Ki
'Banayee Kya Khuda Ne Sohni Surat Muhammad Ki Hue Aashiq Woh Jis Ne Dekh Li Surat Muhammad Ki Kamal-E-Husn-E-Yusuf Per Faqt Aashiq Zulekha Thi Khuda Khud Jis Pe Aashiq Hai Woh Surat Hai Muhammad Ki Musalmano Ko Jab Jannat Ke Darwazey Per Rokeinge Hukum Hoga Keh Jaane Do Ye Ummat Hai Muhammad Ki..'
Tumpe Karoroon Durood
'Kabe ke Badar-u-Duja Tumpe Karoroon Durood Taiba ke Shamsy-Doha Tumpe Karoroon Durood Shaf-e-Roz-e-Jaza Tumpe Karoron Durood Dafeye Jumla Bala Tumpe Karoroon Durood Ya Rasool Allah Ya Habib Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah'
Maah-e-Rabiul Awwal Sharif Mubarak
'Maah-e-Rabiul Awwal Sharif Mubarak” Allah Kareem Is Mahine K Tufail ApKo Sehat Izzat Azmat Barkat Rehmat Rahat Naimat Aafiat Ata Farmaey. AMEEN..'
Bolo MARHABA
'Ye kis SHAHNSHAH-e-BALA ke amad amad hai Bolo MARHABA.. bolo MARHABA….' 'ALLAH’s Love has No Limit ALLAH’s Grace has No Measure ALLAH’s Power has No Boundries May U have ALLAH’s Endless Blessings Today & always.(Aameen)…..'
Hazrat Bibi Amina ( R.A)
Hazrat Bibi Amina ( R.A) frmarti hain k jab MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Mre pait mai aya to 1 badal ka takra Aasman pew arid hua badal mre Upr choan krta me jab bakriyan chraney jati to bakriya mre pichy chlti Jab chlti to pathr mre pairon k nichy narm rui ki tarha ho jate or jab Ku’en se pani nkaalne jati tab pani opr charh aata or aasani se pani bhrti Jab soti to khubsurat hurein muja pankhy se hwa detien or rozana 1 nabi Muje khwab me mubarkbad dete ,'
Hamare nabi pak ke yome paidaish par
Hamare nabi pak ke yome paidaish par 50,000000 DROOD PAK k gift daine ja rhe ha Sirf 1bar DROOD parh k 10 logo ko farword karen dont break da chain
I LOVE U
R FOR RED,RED FOR BLOOD, BLOOD FOR HEART, HEART FOR LOVE, LOVEFOR U , U FOR ME, ME IS U, I LOVE U
Longest love is mother love
Longest love is mother love Shortest love is others love Sweetest love is a lovers love but strongest love is friends love...........
Kisi Dil Walày Ne
. . I . . .
'. Miss .'
". U . "
Kisi
Dil
Walày
Ne
Is
Dil
Ko
Dil
Se
Bheja
Hai
So
Plz
Is
Dil
Ko
Dil
Se
Qabool
Krein.¤
Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi
Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko Teri Kasam Saari Kaynaat Wahin Ruk Jay Gi.
Main her kisi sey muhabbat karon kisi k leay.
Mujhey kisi sey muhbbat nhy kisi k siwa "MOHSIN" Main her kisi sey muhabbat karon kisi k leay.
Never LoSe the LoviNg PerSoN
The PerSoN who LoveS U, wiLL Fight wid U More But if u DroP A teAr He wiLL Fight the worLd to Stop ur teArS. So Never LoSe the LoviNg PerSoN
Now read it again "widout love
Dislove, Islove, Thelove, Bestlove, Waylove, 2love, Saylove, Thatlove, Ilove, Realylove, Misslove, Ulove, Solove, Muchlove. now read it again "widout love...!!
8 Signs that U Love Someone
8 Signs that U Love Someone 8: U read their Sms Over & over again 7: U feel shy whenever they r around 6: When u think about them, ur heart beats faster 4: U smile when you hear their voice 3: U would do anything for them 2: While reading this, there was 1 person on ur mind this whole time 1: As U were so busy thinking about that person, u didnt notice Point number 5 was missing. :-)
Dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene
Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene. Tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene. Dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi pagal. Dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene.
MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì...?
MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì...? Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy. Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham. Islamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy. Geography ne kaha: dìlon kì sarhaden open krne ka nam hy. Scìence ne kaha: 2 dilon k darmìyan kashìsh hy. Hìstory ne kaha: taj mahal ka dosra nam hy. Or aap kìa kehte ho...
Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna
Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna. Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna Mulakaton ka na sahe. Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna.
Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye
Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye, Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye, Kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,, Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye
Kya pata kal HUM ho na ho
*. *
* DIL *
"*. ki .*"
"*.*"galion me koi GUM na ho
Humari ye dosti kBhi kam na ho.
Bus ye DUA hy k tum KHUSH raho
Kya pata kal HUM ho na ho..
*>Love me or *>Hate me
Shakspear said,
*>Love me
or
*>Hate me
Both are in my favour
If u love me i'll always be in ur heart,
If u hate me i'll always be in ur Mind
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8pm..
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Clothes With Dirt & Grass..
At Home, Wife Asked: Where Were U?
He Replied, I Can't Lie To U, I Was Having An Affair & Coming From Date..
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted:
Jhotay Cricket Khail K Arhe Ho Na? What is this ?
Happy World Cup Season 2011. :P
Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale
Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale.. Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale.. Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai.. Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale.. Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale.. Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale.. Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab.. Tere ishq mein badNaam hoke hum chale.
WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US??? MAY BE ITS JUST THAT.... WHEN U SMILE,MY EYES SMILE WHEN YOU CRY,MY HEART SKIPS A MILE WHEN U HURT ME,MY HEART CRIES.. BUT... WHEN I HURT YOU... MY.........SOUL........DIES.....
LOVE IS ABOUT GAZING INTO EACHOTHER EYES
LOVE IS ABOUT GAZING INTO EACHOTHER EYES.... BUT THE PROBLEM IS..... WE NEVER SEE.... EYE TO EYE!!!
ONE DAY LOVE & FRIENDSHIP MEET
ONE DAY LOVE & FRIENDSHIP MEET!! LOVE ASKED FRIENDSHIP: WHY DO U MEET WHEN I HAVE ALREADY EXISTS??? FRIENDSHIP REPLIED: TO PUT A SMILE WHERE U LEAVE TEARS!!!!
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it. Face is a book, try 2 read it. Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
O my dear Valentine
O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Cupid 2 represent valentines day
I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
V….is for Valentine
V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting
That’s u my dear valentine
48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine
Love filled Valentine Month..!!
Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs
It’s feb..
Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs
It’s feb..
Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Women are diff?rent frm men
Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala
Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala
Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne
Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala
Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala
Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne
Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala
Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala
Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala
Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala
Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne
Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala
Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala
Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne
Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala
anmol na thay..!
ankhon me jo tehreerain theen!
honto pay vo bol na thay…
Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq!
Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay…
Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
ye us ka haq tha lakin…
Wo b hum ko toot k chahey!
Hum itnay “ANMOL” na thay…
honto pay vo bol na thay…
Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq!
Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay…
Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
ye us ka haq tha lakin…
Wo b hum ko toot k chahey!
Hum itnay “ANMOL” na thay…
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
UNIVERSAL TRUTH
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!
Jab light ho out of control
"Jab light ho out of control"
"Taar ko TU kar ke goal"
"Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal"
"AaaaLL IS WELL"
"K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga"???
"Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga"
"Tar utha Kunda laga"
"Kunda laga k bol bhayya"
"AAaAaAL IZZ WELL"......... ;
"Taar ko TU kar ke goal"
"Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal"
"AaaaLL IS WELL"
"K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga"???
"Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga"
"Tar utha Kunda laga"
"Kunda laga k bol bhayya"
"AAaAaAL IZZ WELL"......... ;
beauty queen
Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?
pakistani:
Melody Queen
NASEBO LALL ::-))
pakistani:
Melody Queen
NASEBO LALL ::-))
Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st
ahan= m so n0t intrested
hmm= y r u teling me dis
lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st
ahan= m so n0t intrested
hmm= y r u teling me dis
lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say
Pata hai kya hua?
1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
.
Pata hai kya hua?
.
Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye
.
Pata hai kya hua?
.
Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye
Pata hai kya hua?
1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
'shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA'
Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho
'shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA'
Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho
STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION
Tamam Students ko Mukhlisana Mashwara diya jata hai
k wo apne Results aane se pehle
.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from
STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION
k wo apne Results aane se pehle
.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from
STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION
ammi ye mard kya hota hy
Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?
Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard
Agar Na De To Khusra.
Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard
Agar Na De To Khusra.
New dialogue from Tamil movie
New dialogue from Tamil movie
" I will hit you so hard even google will not be able to find you"
" I will hit you so hard even google will not be able to find you"
larkiyo k haathon mein mehandi achi lagti hy
R o m a n t i c
Q u o t e
Larkiyo'n k Haatho'n Mein
Mehandi Achi Lagti Hy
...
Aur
Larko'n k Haath Mein
Mehandi Waley Haath ... ^_^
Q u o t e
Larkiyo'n k Haatho'n Mein
Mehandi Achi Lagti Hy
...
Aur
Larko'n k Haath Mein
Mehandi Waley Haath ... ^_^
Luv U, Luv in such a way
Luv U, Luv in such a way
That
She finds no better place
thn Ur heart to stay
If she still manages to get
...away
Sorry Dude
Its time for U to turn
"GAY =P xD
That
She finds no better place
thn Ur heart to stay
If she still manages to get
...away
Sorry Dude
Its time for U to turn
"GAY =P xD
1 day mom was out
1 day mom was out
Dad was in-charge of 3yrs old daughter
Playing with her new
Tea set
Dad was engrosed in the news when she
brought a little cup of Tea
which was just water
After several cups of tea & lots of praise for such yummy tea
Mom came home
Dad made her wait to watch the little lady bring him a cup of tea
Mom watched patiently n then asked the proud dad
Have u realised that
The only place she can reach to get water is the
Toilet :P
Dad was in-charge of 3yrs old daughter
Playing with her new
Tea set
Dad was engrosed in the news when she
brought a little cup of Tea
which was just water
After several cups of tea & lots of praise for such yummy tea
Mom came home
Dad made her wait to watch the little lady bring him a cup of tea
Mom watched patiently n then asked the proud dad
Have u realised that
The only place she can reach to get water is the
Toilet :P
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar
God has given Eyes: To look at U.Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay..
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay..
Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger?
S:I strt cleanin toilet
D:How it satisfy u?
S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
S:I strt cleanin toilet
D:How it satisfy u?
S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Free stay
Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."
Samajh Aya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."
Samajh Aya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..
Bache ko perhaya karain
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge
Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,
Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,
Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..
Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,
Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..
Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay \
Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar ;
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar ;
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon
car ka number
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Nawassi
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Nawassi
Jab light ho out of control
Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......
Main khubsorat hoti ja rahi hon
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
Some common question
customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay
waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay
waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)
zardari joota sms funny
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo
Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,
ye mulk b hamara gar hai,
.
.
aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;-
ye mulk b hamara gar hai,
.
.
aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;-
Sunday, February 6, 2011
'In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
Zakhm_E_tanhai mein khushbo_E_Hina kis ki thi,
Saaya diwar per mera tha Sada kis ki thi?
Us ki raftar se lipti rahi ankhen meri,
Us ne murr kar bhi na dekha k wafa kis ki thi?
Aansuon se hi bhar gaya daaman mera,
Hath to maine utthaye thay DUA kis ki thi?
Meri Aahon ki zubaan koi samjhta kaise,
Zindgi itni ranjeeda mere siwa kis ki thi?
Aag se dosti us ki thi jala ghar mera
"DANI"
De gaye kisko saza aur khataa kis ki thi?
Mere Muqable Mein Dil Kisi Py Har K Dekh,
Baghair Mere Zara Zindgi Guzar K Dekh,
Tjhy Nhi Hai Meri Shiddaton Ka Andaza,
kisi B Simt Sy Mjh Ko Kbhi Pukar K Dekh,
Tu Aa K Mera Sab Kuch Hi Cheen K Ly Ja,
Muhabton Ka Meri Qarz Youn Utar K Dekh,
Bohat Hi Pyar Sy Dekhay Ga Aaina TujKo,
Kisi K Wastay Khud Ko Kabi Sanwar K Dekh,
Bisat-e-Dil Py Ajab Hai, Shikast-e-Zaat Ka Lutf
'DANI'
Jahan Py Jeet Atal Ho, Wo Chaal Haar K Dekh
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
.
.
.
.
"Then why did you eat him?"
reality of pakistan
Reality Of
OUR COUNTRY
Most Of The 1st Class
Passed Students Get
...Technical Seats;
Some Become Doctors
& Some Become
Engineers.
The 2nd Class Passed
Students Pass MBA &
Become Administrator
& Control The 1st Class.
The 3rd Class Passed
Students Enter In To
Politics & Become
Minister & Control Both.
Last But Not Least
The Failure Joins
"UNDERWORLD"
&
Control All The Above =P =D
amazing fact
Study hard,
Clear exams and become a highly paid engineer !
Study harder,
Do an MBA and u r the boss of the engineer !
Study a bit more,
Start your own business and u own the MBAs and the engineers !
Study less,
become a politician and u own the industrialists !
Dont study at all, become a gangster and u own the politician :-)
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